12/11/2006

who is this great man ?

The two most common questions asked when in relation to me are :

1) Who is this great man ?...and 2) How did he get so well endowed ?

The second question is a secret, but it involves a whale, hard work and determination. The first part I will attempt to answer.


To describe in full the extent of my greatness, would be like to write an encyclopedia of awesomeness . Which is probably going to be the title of my next book , as soon as I get my current one on the shelves (Women : A guidebook and a warning). But I shall try and answer you questions none the less .

Q)Where do you come from , oh well endowed one ?

A) I hail from the great land of South Africa . Arch enemy and defender against all things Australian in nature .

Q) You sure hate Australia , don't you ?

A) While that sure may seem the case , in reality that's only because it's entirely true. Anyone who doesn't hate Australia is clinically insane , or too lazy to accept their responsibilities as a man. They should be forced to have Shane Warne's jock strap rubbed into their faces.

Q) Is it true you can make women orgasm with your dance moves alone ?

A) It is entirely true.

Q) Do you really have a doomsday device ?

A) No. And by no, I mean, absolutely : Yes.

Q) Do you hate women ?

A) That is a ridiculous assumption. And by ridiculous I mean "fair, balanced and deserved ". but I also deeply love them. And by "love", I mean : want to sleep with.

Q) When you say "34" , you mean centimetres or inches ?

A) Feet.

T.B.C







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