Welcome to the Finger and Thumb ...home of the Rooster : An artist , a philanthropist , an intellectual giant , a sexual wonder and a billionare ..all live in the same country as me .

New : (12th October): 50 cents : Rap's Elton John.


Classics

Our Solar System : Crap





Clitoridectomy : Mankind's last hope...

Here...pussy,pussy,pussy


Romance : Evil girl porn


American Sport/bum rape


Steve Irwin 0 : A Stingray 1

What the world needs now is tolerance.....but...



Also pretty classic


Greatest album/album review of all time




5 more myths about women



Doomsday Devices reconsidered...



Bigfoot : Fuck him



Teenagers : the case for mass jailing .




The Tokolosh : why short people are universally loathed .



Ann Coulter : Herpes personified .




Look, god .We're sorry about the apple .




Random Mysoginistic rantings





All the Equal animals and other perpetuated crap .



Sociobiology : ain't it a bitch ?


Look wife ,it's simple .


Other

Heinz dilema




Wank festivals of the neurotic masses



Cocaine is bad , Mkay .